Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence.
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice. 
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.
his seven-layer cake only had six layers. 
It must be five o’clock somewhere.
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months