Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind.
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
He always wore his sunglasses at night.
If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet.
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days.
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits.
