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The tree fell unexpectedly short

Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common

He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat

He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started

He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there

Art doesn’t have to be intentional

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog

He didn’t heed the warning and it had turned out surprisingly well

He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

It’s important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears

She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life

I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn’t want to subsist on veggie crackers

I covered my friend in baby oil

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven

Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head