If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it
The father died during childbirth
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity
It took him a month to finish the meal
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
She advised him to come back at once
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity