Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store
It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didn’t think about the equator
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I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
Erin accidentally created a new universe
It’s always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared
The external scars tell only part of the story
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone