The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
Not all people who wander are lost
There’s a message for you if you look up
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them
You realize you’re not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital
You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
The external scars tell only part of the story
He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
The best key lime pie is still up for debate
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea