Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon
I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish
This is a Japanese doll
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest
He appeared to be confusingly perplexed
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
- On each full moon
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits