Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them
The door slammed on the watermelon
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire
The old apple revels in its authority
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade