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Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin

Erin accidentally created a new universe

She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead

I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire

It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don’t have to worry about leaving fingerprints

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone

There were white out conditions in the town; subsequently, the roads were impassable

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough

After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda

Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths

At that moment he wasn’t listening to music, he was living an experience

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale

Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy