That must be the tenth time Iâve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
He didnât understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
She thought thereâd be sufficient time if she hid her watch
So long and thanks for the fish
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon
Standing on oneâs head at job interviews forms a lasting impression
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
He didnât understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle
She did her best to help him
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since thatâs where the people are
The tree fell unexpectedly short
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling
Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to
A dead duck doesnât fly backward
Rock music approaches at high velocity
He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand