The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
Getting up at dawn is for the birds
Homesickness became contagious in the young campersâ cabin
Iâd rather be a bird than a fish
- On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar?
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume
She was too short to see over the fence
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
The toddlerâs endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream