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We’re careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they’re fruit

When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them

She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they’re also status symbols

It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant

Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward

The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say

The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof

Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers

She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore

He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating

Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next

She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance