She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
Itâs always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun
I want a giraffe, but Iâm a turtle eating waffles
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity
He excelled at firing people nicely
Too many prisons have become early coffins 
He shaved the peach to prove a point
Iâm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck
I hear that Nancy is very pretty
Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat