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Garlic ice-cream was her favorite

Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun.

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy

The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

He spiked his hair green to support his iguana

Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them

The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk

She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it

I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf

They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen