- Courage and stupidity were all he had.
- This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats.
The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.
- This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath.
- Abstraction is often one floor above you.
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids.
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.
There are no heroes in a punk rock band.
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit.
She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels.
It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs.
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen.
- Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.
- He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it.