- All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.
- Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion.
- Erin accidentally created a new universe.
- He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side.
- He told us a very exciting adventure story.
- He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool.
- The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke.
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day.
- The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.
- Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.
- Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping.
- Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over.
- There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.
- The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out.
- People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”.
Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression.
- He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns.
- Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle.
It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did.
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren’t in the splash zone.