🟢 18f(beware of my impersonators)Kik@ purplequeen4u

The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing

Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read

You’ve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah

I covered my friend in baby oil

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

In that instant, everything changed

Instead of a bachelorette party

The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc

She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog

The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of pain

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

Garlic ice-cream was her favorite.

He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid.

There were three sphered rocks congregating in a cubed room

I am never at home on Sundays

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer

It’s difficult to understand the lengths he’d go to remain short

It isn’t difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands

He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby