🟢 18f(beware of my impersonators)Kik@ purplequeen4u

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture

25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment

The stranger officiates the meal :stuck_out_tongue:

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.

She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining

Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men

The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room.

Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students

The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture

He was all business when he wore his clown suit

He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived

The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables

A glittering gem is not enough

The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating

The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July.