The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog
Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or brush her nails
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest 
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
Only one with special abilities can do this work 
We sang and danced all night long
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected 
Jenny made the announcement that her baby was an alien.
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet.
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
Julie wants a perfect husband
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard
Please look up a recipe for chicken soup on the internet
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it