Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived. 
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people.
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didnât think about the equator
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
A dead duck doesnât fly backward
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter.
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
How is the weather 
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door