Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
He swore he just saw his sushi move
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams
Abstraction is often one floor above you
I’m not a party animal, but I do like animal parties
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance
All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
They got there early, and they got really good seats
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
Flash photography is best used in full sunlight
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us