He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentlemanâs back
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever
They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana
Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
Today I heard something new and unmemorable