He embraced his new life as an eggplant
- They got there early, and they got really good seats.
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust
- He never understood why what, when, and where left out who.
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future
Warm beer on a cold day isnât my idea of fun
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly.
Thigh-high in the water, the fishermanâs hope for dinner soon turned to despair.
At that moment he wasnât listening to music, he was living an experience
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure.
The tree fell unexpectedly short
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go.
Flying fish few by the space station.
. The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines.
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them