Today is the day I’ll finally know what brick tastes like
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did
It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did
Today we gathered moss for my uncle’s wedding
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner
The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back
Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude
Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
Three generations with six decades of life experience
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time
Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone 