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Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery

She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared

He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it

Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires

The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter

It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he’s never been there

You’ll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs

100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine

He shaved the peach to prove a point

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled

Be careful with that butter knife

I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker

Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary