Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didnât and they donât recommend anyone else do it either
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
Smoky the Bear secretly started the fires
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though heâs never been there
Youâll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
He shaved the peach to prove a point
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled
Be careful with that butter knife
I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary