I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
Youâll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs
He was all business when he wore his clown suit
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
Today we gathered moss for my uncleâs wedding
He walked into the basement with the horror movie from the night before playing in his head
Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters
He was the only member of the club who didnât like plum pudding
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer
He dreamed of eating green apples with worms
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status symbol among macho men
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
Let me help you with your baggage
I currently have 4 windows open up⊠and I donât know why
This is a Japanese doll
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is