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8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose

Peanuts don’t grow on trees, but cashews do

He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server

Excitement replaced fear until the final moment

They were excited to see their first sloth.

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

I’ve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me

He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood

The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her

I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market

With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny

The sun had set and so had his dreams

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm

After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm

He wasn’t bitter that she had moved on but from the radish