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Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class

The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit

I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

Homesickness became contagious in the young campers’ cabin

Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire

The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected

It isn’t difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands

As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery

More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground

For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency

You have every right to be angry, but that doesn’t give you the right to be mean

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships

I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me

They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars