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As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled

Her hair was windswept as she rode in the black convertible

Courage and stupidity were all he had

The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters

Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion

There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae

He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant

The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough

We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa

Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach he grabbed his surfboard

Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies

When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

He liked to play with words in the bathtub

When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny