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Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose

The memory we used to share is no longer coherent

The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke

Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive

Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on

She had the gift of being able to paint songs

Their argument could be heard across the parking lot

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen

She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving

Getting up at dawn is for the birds