Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.
The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out.
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
He looked behind the door and didnât like what he saw
A dead duck doesnât fly backward.
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym ba
It doesnât sound like that will ever be on my travel list.
He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime
She found his complete dullness interesting.
Youâll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs.
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
Tom got a small piece of pie
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns.
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby.
Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose.
A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history 
