As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
The book is in front of the table
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected 
Art doesn’t have to be intentional
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion.
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.
I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
his seven-layer cake only had six layers 
So long and thanks for the fish.
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.
I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about.
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid 
It must be five o’clock somewhere.
He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake.