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  1. He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand.
  1. Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.
  1. His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars.

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us.

  1. We need to rent a room for our party.

The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail.

To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected. :kissing: :money_mouth_face:

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.

:convenience_store: :mosque:

The virus had powers none of us knew existed.

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.

Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.

Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.

Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals.

As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled.

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair.

Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.

The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back

One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined

The father died during childbirth

He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then.