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It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak.

  1. He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days.

The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July.

  1. Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression.

Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about.

Red is greener than purple, for sure.

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them.

  1. We have a lot of rain in June.

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello.

The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies.

  1. Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.

She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath.

  1. The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.

Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them.

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.

To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town.

  1. The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail.