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The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up.

The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies.

  1. The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
  1. He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started.

Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.

The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.

  1. When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.

David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it.

  1. Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was.
  1. When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language.
  1. David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97.

:bread: :croissant: :baguette_bread: :cucumber:

  1. She advised him to come back at once.
  1. I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me.
  1. He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days.
  1. Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
  1. He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility.
  1. Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday.
  1. Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological.
  1. Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear. :sweat_smile: