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The lake is a long way from here

The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield

The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes

The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world

He was the only member of the club who didn’t like plum pudding

She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn’t yet returned it

He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it

Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track.

You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken

The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants

He was the only member of the club who didn’t like plum pudding

The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy

Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk

He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home

The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature

She was too short to see over the fence

Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley