Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button.
Purple is the best city in the forest. 
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.
I am my auntâs sisterâs daughter.
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
Situps are a terrible way to end your day.
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade.
Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world.
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
It was getting dark, and we werenât there yet
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
Theyâre playing the piano while flying in the plane
The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July