He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust
He wasnât bitter that she had moved on but from the radish
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
Traveling became almost extinct during the pandemic
The hummingbirdâs wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
Instead of a bachelorette party
He was the only member of the club who didnât like plum pudding
All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat
The childâs favorite Christmas gift was the large box her fatherâs lawnmower came in
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked
The crowd yells and screams for more memes
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat