The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didnât want to die alone
The father died during childbirth
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
Please put on these earmuffs because I canât you hear
She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what heâd been doing all his life
He liked to play with words in the bathtub
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
Although it wasnât a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on