His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
Honestly, I didnât care much for the first season, so I didnât bother with the second
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters
Itâs never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didnât consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
Youâll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs
- The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all
Art doesnât have to be intentional
The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams