Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken
At that moment he wasnât listening to music, he was living an experience
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-lawâs bed
Red is greener than purple, for sure
I currently have 4 windows open up⌠and I donât know why
He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a nighttime hobby
The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure
They got there early, and they got really good seats
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button