He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
The group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies
The door slammed on the watermelon. He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea.
The familyâs excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign. The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling
The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto
He drank life before spitting it out
The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
Itâs important to remember to be aware of rampaging grizzly bears
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life