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He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw.

More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground

I’m a living furnace.

He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard.

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

We’re careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they’re fruit

He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby.

I’m not a party animal, but I do like animal parties

They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food

She wrote him a long letter, but he didn’t read it

She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn’t yet returned it.

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button

He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself.

It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball

There’s a message for you if you look up.

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement