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Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust

Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself

He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon

I am my aunt’s sister’s daughter

For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency

I’ve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me

That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read

Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon

The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny

He was the only member of the club who didn’t like plum pudding

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos

The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise

The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables

She looked into the mirror and saw another person

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class

Love is not like pizza