Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust
Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon
I am my auntâs sisterâs daughter
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didnât consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
Iâve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me
That is an appealing treasure map that I canât read
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny
He was the only member of the club who didnât like plum pudding
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
Love is not like pizza