They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
My uncle’s favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room 
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid
That must be the tenth time I’ve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn’t yet returned it