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He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems

They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

You’re unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement

Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole

The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us

We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet

Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle

Garlic ice-cream was her favorite

The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars

Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly

Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello

There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae

Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable

She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler

Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression