He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole
The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us
We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet
Improve your goldfishâs physical fitness by getting him a bicycle
Garlic ice-cream was her favorite
The wooden spoon couldnât cut but left emotional scars
Malls are great places to shop; I can find everything I need under one roof
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae
Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable
She was disgusted he couldnât tell the difference between lemonade and limeade
If you donât like toenails, you probably shouldnât look at your feet
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler
Standing on oneâs head at job interviews forms a lasting impression