The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog
Itâs much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadnât been painted to look like the sky
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when youâre in a better frame of mind
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
Their argument could be heard across the parking lot
In the end, he realized he could see sound and hear words
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water
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