She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class
As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
Dolores wouldnât have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was
Harrold felt confident that nobody would ever suspect his spy pigeon
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
Today we gathered moss for my uncleâs wedding
She felt that chill that makes the hairs on the back of your neck when he walked into the room
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar?
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers
- Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!
She saw the brake lights, but not in time
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides
The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog