Kik@ purplequeen4u selling custom nudes videos and sexting

He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail

They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars

She looked into the mirror and saw another person

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls

When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant

My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore

This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke

They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge

The memory we used to share is no longer coherent

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

It’s never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts

He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it

Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day

They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage