The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned
That must be the tenth time Iâve been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
Iguanas were falling out of the trees
Iâve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine
Yeah, I think itâs a good environment for learning English
Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well
A song can make or ruin a personâs day if they let it get to them
He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns
Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach
It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked
No matter how beautiful the sunset, it saddened her knowing she was one day older
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life